1)"Mommy,why are we pushing the car off the cliff?" Mom,"Shhhh! You'll wake your father!"
2)"Mommy, why is Daddy running in zigzags?" Mom,"Just keep shooting!"
3)"Mommy,Daddy's on fire!" Mom,"I'll go get the marhmellows!"
4)"Mommy,Daddy's pounding on the roof!" Mom,"I'll just have to drive faster!"
5)"Mommy,when are we gonna have Grandma for dinner?" Mom,"Slow down honey, we haven't finished eating your father yet!"
6)"Mommy Mommy,I think Daddy's dying!" Mom,"Ooh, I want front row seats for this!"
7)"Mommy,where's Spot?" Mom,"Oh, I'm sorry honey,he died so I burried him in the yard." "But Mommy, I wanted to do that!"
8)"Mommy, I wanna play with Spot." Mom,"But honey,this is the fifth time this week that we dug him up!"
9)"Mommy,why did daddy leave us?" Mom,"Because you ask too many questions!"
10)"Mommy,why are we going to the dog pound?" Mom,"Because theorphanage won't take you!"
"Mommy, did you like all the jokes?"
Well you heard her question! Answer It!
THANKS!
2006-09-30
18:50:51
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