1)"Mommy,why are we pushing the car off the cliff?" Mom,"Shhhh! You'll wake your father!"
2)"Mommy, why is Daddy running in zigzags?" Mom,"Just keep shooting!"
3)"Mommy,Daddy's on fire!" Mom,"I'll go get the marhmellows!"
4)"Mommy,Daddy's pounding on the roof!" Mom,"I'll just have to drive faster!"
5)"Mommy,when are we gonna have Grandma for dinner?" Mom,"Slow down honey, we haven't finished eating your father yet!"
6)"Mommy Mommy,I think Daddy's dying!" Mom,"Ooh, I want front row seats for this!"
7)"Mommy,where's Spot?" Mom,"Oh, I'm sorry honey,he died so I burried him in the yard." "But Mommy, I wanted to do that!"
8)"Mommy, I wanna play with Spot." Mom,"But honey,this is the fifth time this week that we dug him up!"
9)"Mommy,why did daddy leave us?" Mom,"Because you ask too many questions!"
10)"Mommy,why are we going to the dog pound?" Mom,"Because theorphanage won't take you!"
"Mommy, did you like all the jokes?"
Well you heard her question! Answer It!
THANKS!
2006-09-30 18:50:51 · 23 answers · asked by Chrisie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought of all of these on my own.
2006-09-30 19:00:16 · update #1
It took me about 30 min to type all these!
2006-09-30 19:04:04 · update #2
They're really funny.
i'd rate them 9/10.
2006-09-30 18:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 r quite funny.
where did u get all these jokes?
2006-09-30 18:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by shakeel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a good joke teller, and I like jokes I can share with kids! Not all of them would be funny to younger kids, but you have told some for all ages. Thanx for sharing the 'wicked' (-: sense of humor you are blessed with. Keep it up!
2006-09-30 19:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We use to call these the shut up jokes
Mommy I hate daddy
Shut up and keep eating
Mommy I don't want to go to china
shut up and keep digging
mommy why am I running in circles
shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
2006-09-30 19:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the laugh. I only liked some, by the way your a good joke teller especially for a mommy. I'll rate them 9/10 just because one of the jokes didn't really tickle my pickle. Anyways thanks for the entertainment and peace out!
2006-09-30 21:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by what_it_do? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10.
I Cr.13;8a.
9-3-6
2006-09-30 19:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. a million-10 its a 10. heres mine: little lucy accidentaly walked in on her mothers and fathers sooner or later, and her mom defined to her that he became into sitting on his abdomen so as that he could be skinny back. so little lucy left and the following day whilst the mum got here homestead from paintings, she suggested: mom, theres little need in you sitting on mommas abdomen, because of the fact on a daily basis once you circulate to paintings the mailman is obtainable in and inflates it back
2016-10-15 09:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed this one "Mummy daddies going out" Mum " well pour some more petrol on him"
2006-09-30 19:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mummy, why did daddy leave us?
>>> because, I tried to kill him
Mummy, did you like all the jokes?
>>>Not all, but some...
2006-09-30 18:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must have a thing against daddys.
2006-09-30 20:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋