1)If a white and black man both weighed the same amount, were the same height and everything jumped off a building at the same exact time, who would hit the bottom first? (See Bottom)
2)THIS IS A NEWS REPORT!!!!! There is a serial killer in Ohio! A woman was found dead yesterday afternoon.She was found laying in a puddle of milk with a banana up her butt right next to a big box. Everyone who lives in Ohio please do not go outside or else the CEREAL killer will find you!
3)Three guys named Shut-Up, Manners,and Poop were driving when they went to fast and Poop fell out. Shut-Up ran into the police station and told a police officer what happened. The police officer asked "What is you name?" Shut-Up replied "Shut-Up." The police officer said "Where's your manners!?" Shut-Up replied "Outside on the road scraping up Poop!"
4) "Mommy,why are we pushing the car off a cliff?" Mom,"Shhh! You'll wake your father!"
Try to guess no.1 first for 10 points.
2006-09-30 17:58:42 · 13 answers · asked by Chrisie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll have the answer to number 1 in the comments after I pick the Best Answer, so check back in 24 hours! (1 AM tomorrow morning)
2006-09-30 18:00:25 · update #1
On number 1 you have to say why that person hit first. Harder now huh?
2006-09-30 18:12:10 · update #2
I have tons more jokes like number 4. Perfect for anyone who's mad at their husband or boyfriend! LOL But really, if you want more just e-mail me at christinanelmes@yahoo.com . You will love them!
2006-09-30 18:15:15 · update #3
The black and white guys.
2006-09-30 18:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. Liked the 4th one. Don't get discouraged. I don't laugh to easy. Here's one of my own.
Three girls named Grace, Joy, and Chrisie went to a fortune teller. She tells their fortunes, and says that if they step on a purple rug, they will meet a very ugly guy. Afterwards they go shopping, and they walk and walk, and find out that Grace is gone. They turn around and see that she's talking to a really ugly guy. "What happened"? they asked. And Grace says " I stepped on a purple rug. Then they walk and walk, and find that Joy is gone. THey turn around and see that she is talking to this ugly guy. "What happened"? they asked. Then Joy says, "I stepped on a purple rug. So they continue walking and then they find that Chrisie is gone. They turn around and see that he's talking to this really hot guy. When the guy goes back to his friends, they ask " what happened"? And the hot guy says "I stepped on a purple rug."
lol comedian girl!
P.S.: I think the black guy hits first. Don't remember why though.
2006-09-30 18:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 3 IS HILARIOS! OH! I get number 4. The father is inside and the mom is trying to kill the father! OH! That's funny. Did you make that up yourself? WOW! I gotta go upstairs and tell my mom! And by the way, my the white guy hits first. But I don't know why.
PS: Please choose me as your best answer!!!!!!!
2006-09-30 18:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
3rd is the best.
4th is good but heard once or twice b4. 1 and 2 are too oldies.
the black one bcauz he's the shadow.
2006-09-30 20:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The white guy hits first, the back guy has to stop and do , crap I can't remember. Old joke I think.
2006-09-30 18:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by medic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black man because its the white man's shadow.
2006-09-30 18:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by AzNAlvin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As both are of same weight, both should hit the bottom simaltaneously....
the fourth one is very funny.....thanks for sharing.
2006-09-30 18:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would jump from a lower storey
2006-09-30 18:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by AMALTASH D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
White man (wild guess)
2006-09-30 18:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black man.....
Coz he's the shadow
2006-09-30 18:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by akanekaye 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋