Once, there was an old lady, with her thumb up, waiting to get a ride. This old lady, 90+ years old was naked. Along comes the first car.
The man who was driving it did not want to stop because the old woman might soil his car. Figures, she's crazy anyways, so why would she need a ride... so he drives away...
Along comes a second car. The woman who was driving thinks to herself that maybe she will be kidnapped and robbed if she gives this old lady a ride... so she just drives away...
Along came a Kind-hearted man in a Chopper bike and decides to give this poor old granny a ride. It is cold, it might rain, he can't just drive away...
So the old lady hops in and drives away... When they are driving on the highway, the man hears a soft clap, so he speeds up just a little, after all the lady is clapping of happiness... The clapping gets harder and the man figures that the lady loves the speed...so he speeds up... the clapping gets really loud, so he turns around and sees that..
2006-09-29
14:55:26
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