Once, there was an old lady, with her thumb up, waiting to get a ride. This old lady, 90+ years old was naked. Along comes the first car.
The man who was driving it did not want to stop because the old woman might soil his car. Figures, she's crazy anyways, so why would she need a ride... so he drives away...
Along comes a second car. The woman who was driving thinks to herself that maybe she will be kidnapped and robbed if she gives this old lady a ride... so she just drives away...
Along came a Kind-hearted man in a Chopper bike and decides to give this poor old granny a ride. It is cold, it might rain, he can't just drive away...
So the old lady hops in and drives away... When they are driving on the highway, the man hears a soft clap, so he speeds up just a little, after all the lady is clapping of happiness... The clapping gets harder and the man figures that the lady loves the speed...so he speeds up... the clapping gets really loud, so he turns around and sees that..
2006-09-29 14:55:26 · 37 answers · asked by Magy G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The dear old lady was not clapping at all! The noise he heard was the old lady's loose skin that was flapping with the wind...!
2006-09-29 14:56:27 · update #1
I think I know the ending and I think it is great I tell my grandmother she loves these jokes.
2006-09-29 14:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by liza 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dam good to know, that I am not the only one who has flabby skin clapping in the wind.
2006-09-29 14:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny
2006-09-29 14:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by !!!$rw!!!277 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, didnt know where that one was going.
hey, did you hear about the welsh magician?
he couldn't pull a rabbit from the hat so he pulled a HARE from his a*se!!!
2006-09-29 15:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Proinsias 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats some sick but funny shat. it's ok to poke fun at old people. Just remember we to we be old one day and people will poke fun at us, but we did it first. :-)
2006-09-29 15:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by konala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2006-09-29 15:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by larney_0000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww!
2006-09-29 15:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brings a whole differn't meaning to the term saggin.....
2006-09-29 15:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by lotusdell 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
her skin is flapping in the wind?
2006-09-29 14:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-09-29 16:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋