an elderly priest visited a ranch one day to sell his horse. a farmer for years, chuck knew a good horse when he saw one and agreed to buy it. but when chuck jumped on the horse, rearing to go, it would not move an inch. 'oh sorry,' said the priest. the horse is religious. he'll only go when you say "Jesus Christ"' and will only stop when you say "amen".'
chuck thanked the priest, said 'Jesus Christ,' and was off sprinting around the countryside. after riding for only an hour they suddenly found themselves in shooting range. BANG! a gun fired right next to them, sending the horse into a galloping frenzy. as chuck was taken at full bolt through the woods he closed his eyes, trying desperately to think of the word to make it stop, finally yelling, 'amen!' the gorse skidded to a halt and when chucks heat had stopped racing, he opened up his eyes and saw that they had stopped right on the edge of a terrifying mountain chasm.
'Jesus Christ,' he said
2006-09-22
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