Entertainment & Music - 22 September 2006

While Superman was out flying around one day, he thought "Y'know, I'm really horny, I'm going to look for a little action". So he flew around the highrises looking for an interesting prospect, when in one window he spotted Wonder Woman lying on the bed totally naked with her eyes closed and with her legs spread. "Hmmmm," he thinks to himself. "I'm gonna get me some of that!". So he flies into the window and does his thing at superspeed and then flies back out the window a couple seconds later. Wonder Woman opens her eyes and says "What the heck was that??" And the Invisible Man says "I dunno, but my a*ss sure hurts!"

2006-09-22 17:29:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Courtney Love helps Whitney get clean!!!?

Did you ever think youd see THAT headline????

2006-09-22 17:29:23 · 9 answers · asked by lucygoosy2004 5 in Celebrities

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what do you guys think of the new ipod shuffle?

i used to think that ipod shuffles were cheap but the new ones look soo cool could someone give me some thoughts on them. DO i have to have a mac to put music on it cause i dont got one cause they are cheap

2006-09-22 17:29:23 · 1 answers · asked by John t 2 in Music

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Who do you think is the best guitarist ever?

2006-09-22 17:29:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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would you rather live under a bridge cold, wet and lonely or with Michael Jackson?

2006-09-22 17:29:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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QUICK !!! Whats you favorite movie quote ?

2006-09-22 17:28:53 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you watch the office season premiere last night and did it do justice?

well did it?

2006-09-22 17:28:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What excites you?

2006-09-22 17:27:47 · 11 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is the show Degrassi that everybody talks about now...?

does it have anything to do with Degrassi High, the PBS show from the '80's?
Or is the name just a coincidence?

Never seen the new Degrassi. Is it only on Noggin?

2006-09-22 17:27:26 · 4 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Television

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Who's your favourite bass player?

I really like Jah Wobble and Holger Czukay.

2006-09-22 17:26:34 · 22 answers · asked by radiocitizen 3 in Music

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What's the only meat a priest will eat on Friday??

Nun! Do you have one for me??

2006-09-22 17:26:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What are some good indian songs to belly dance to?

i started a belly dance class and i have to practice at home but i dont know what indian songs are good to use.

2006-09-22 17:26:22 · 3 answers · asked by jade 2 in Music

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music trivia for you!?

in the song killing me softly who is she refering to?

first one gets the points.

2006-09-22 17:26:21 · 10 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Music

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Don't you hate it when people demand you to say "please"?

2006-09-22 17:26:18 · 19 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Polls & Surveys

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The Name Of the Resturant Is?

Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back.

Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Good prices too."

Sam says, "Well, we like to eat out too. What was the name of the restaurant?"

Herb says, "You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What's the name of that pretty flower smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?"

Sam says, "How about rose?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife.

"Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?"

2006-09-22 17:25:57 · 16 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is the emo style only popular on west coast?

2006-09-22 17:25:42 · 4 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Celebrities

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song help?

hey can anyone tell me a really good acoustic love song that would impress a girl? titles and bands please

2006-09-22 17:24:45 · 6 answers · asked by CRUNK 2 in Music

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Are You Polish?

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am."

He continues, "But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?..... Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't," says the clerk.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The Clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."

2006-09-22 17:23:48 · 16 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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