Nun! Do you have one for me??
2006-09-22 17:26:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest says, "Cross you arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."
The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"
The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than saying, 'Whoa... What happened next?'"
2006-09-22 17:43:21 · answer #1 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute... Here you go.
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men excused himself to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him and he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
2006-09-22 17:36:09 · answer #2 · answered by mobaybaby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clergymen are Catholic ministers. i'm no longer confident what their guidelines are. yet God does no longer forbid clergymen to eat meat on fridays, that's a synthetic rule. distinct guidelines are made up by making use of guy and in no way God. i'm a baptist, and we desire to be awair of what the bible says so we are no longer missled.
2016-11-23 16:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fish
2006-09-22 17:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nun is the best one
2006-09-22 17:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
young boy's tube steak. esp. a catholic priest..i mean pederast
2006-09-22 18:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by ErasmusBDragen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um feline
2006-09-22 18:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by BLW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fish
2006-09-22 17:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by jeanne g 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get n u n
2006-09-22 22:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by chad g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. tofu
2006-09-22 17:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by ahisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋