an elderly priest visited a ranch one day to sell his horse. a farmer for years, chuck knew a good horse when he saw one and agreed to buy it. but when chuck jumped on the horse, rearing to go, it would not move an inch. 'oh sorry,' said the priest. the horse is religious. he'll only go when you say "Jesus Christ"' and will only stop when you say "amen".'
chuck thanked the priest, said 'Jesus Christ,' and was off sprinting around the countryside. after riding for only an hour they suddenly found themselves in shooting range. BANG! a gun fired right next to them, sending the horse into a galloping frenzy. as chuck was taken at full bolt through the woods he closed his eyes, trying desperately to think of the word to make it stop, finally yelling, 'amen!' the gorse skidded to a halt and when chucks heat had stopped racing, he opened up his eyes and saw that they had stopped right on the edge of a terrifying mountain chasm.
'Jesus Christ,' he said
2006-09-22 17:01:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha... Silly old fellow!
2006-09-22 17:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it a 6 & a half... It was quiet funny but not all that ya know... :o)
Yeah he's pretty blown... Well screwed. Hopefully, if he says 'Amen' again, the horse will pause in thin air... Hmmmmm. God can do wonderous things...
2006-09-22 17:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another example of religion causing death.
2006-09-22 17:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by hightechredneck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good story dude
2006-09-22 17:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by eddie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if pigs can fly, maybe this nag can too!
2006-09-22 17:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
holly shhhhit
2006-09-22 17:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-22 17:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one there.
2006-09-22 17:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep screwed
2006-09-22 18:12:33 · answer #9 · answered by BLW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was pretty good... i myself would have said "holy freakin s h i t!!!!
2006-09-22 17:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by someone s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋