Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

A man goes to see a psychiatrist, he is accompanied by his wife, and he's a little hard of hearing. Once in the surgery, the docter says, "I'll need sperm, urine and feaces samples". The man asks his wife, who is sitting beside him "what was that, what did he say"? The wife replies "just leave him your underwear".

2006-09-19 03:42:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Anyone see her on The Tyra Banks Show? Why can she speak and behave intelligently in interviews but act like she's overly medicated on The Simple Life?

2006-09-19 03:41:55 · 17 answers · asked by Jep 3 in Celebrities

2006-09-19 03:41:45 · 2 answers · asked by DoughBoy555 1 in Television

or go with ice water?

2006-09-19 03:41:27 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My money's on the Hooded Claw from Penelope Pitstop! Any villain played by Uncle Arthur from Bewitched has to be batting for the other team!

"I'll get you Penelope Pitstop!"

2006-09-19 03:40:57 · 26 answers · asked by babyeddieuk 3 in Polls & Surveys

personally id love to be cryogenically frozen, put into a lead casket and pushed off into deep space! perhaps one day my body would jump start new life on a planet! lol
ive told my dad he's getting the viking burial, burning ship etc

2006-09-19 03:40:22 · 15 answers · asked by Mr Gravy 3 in Polls & Surveys

would you still take candy from me?

2006-09-19 03:39:50 · 13 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

it's for William Shakespeare

there is twins one of them is boy and the other one is girl they were in a boat with people the by a sudden the boat sink then the boy with some people will return to there country and the girl she will go with people to island and she make her self a boy to serve the king then the king send her to tell a rich girl that he likes her . in the end her brother will find her then the rich girl will marry him and the king will marry her.

if u know the name of this novel i'll choose u the best answer

2006-09-19 03:39:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Especially given that the number of planets in the solar system has changed with Pluto no longer being a planet and something bigger and enarer taking its place.

Come on, we all know it is rubbish, cf the work of Danny Wallace.

2006-09-19 03:39:06 · 13 answers · asked by Jonathan D 2 in Horoscopes

and do household chores?

why?

2006-09-19 03:39:05 · 20 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

u really appricate the work done by karan in this movie.

2006-09-19 03:39:03 · 13 answers · asked by hits p 1 in Movies

They just announced it on the news.

2006-09-19 03:39:01 · 11 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Other - Entertainment

let's hear them votes!

2006-09-19 03:38:54 · 11 answers · asked by princesstheruler 2 in Music

This is a piece of my rap about drugs, I know many raps about drugs are lame but
Don’t judge it before you listen to it.

Conflict with it, makes you tick, amidst its many risks, you get frisks,

By police officers do you want that, if you do I tip my hat, While I go,

The opposite way, not me, no nay, I’d rather see the suns rays the next day.

In exchange for the high you die, and possibly lose your family ties

Say goodbye, because I have feeling, that whatever dope you’re dealing,

Is gonna have you smoking it and kneeling, as if it were the king,

You might as well give it the crown and lie down, because I can see it,

It got you, pound for pound.

2006-09-19 03:38:43 · 5 answers · asked by Shawn T 1 in Music

If u dont know, dont answer.

2006-09-19 03:38:07 · 4 answers · asked by Tina 2 in Celebrities

I've seen lots of them, but I have to say that "Titanic" tops them all. Sure, it was an OK movie, but it was way overhyped. I got sick of constantly hearing the Celine Dion theme song on the radio, and I didn't think it was as good a movie as everyone said it was.

2006-09-19 03:36:55 · 29 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Movies

2006-09-19 03:36:27 · 11 answers · asked by DoughBoy555 1 in Television

I am a big fan of both of them and i still cant get over them fighting. I heard rumors of them becoming friends again. Is it true?

2006-09-19 03:35:59 · 15 answers · asked by Bdazzeling 2 in Celebrities

you witnessed a gang of teenagers with sticks and bars beating up one person quite badly in the street, there are no police or other people around, there are like 10 of them and they are all around 17...... would you put yourself at risk and step in or walk away and call the police hoping that they will get there on time......

2006-09-19 03:35:06 · 32 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 03:34:02 · 15 answers · asked by marykthompson2003 1 in Television

I'm thinking of starting an organization called "Sex for Charity." You pay a nominal fee. The organization provides the rooms which are within the "clinic" and are maintained regularly to conform to sanitary standards. Then you get to pick from a wide range of partners that also signed up for the event. It has to be Boy-Girl. No exceptions unfortunately. This isn't a prostitution scam or an sex party. It's sex for a good cause. Condoms will be provided and people who sign up must have STD test results dating back to within a month. All the proceeds will go to charities. What do you think?

2006-09-19 03:33:48 · 23 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 03:33:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 03:33:23 · 10 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

do you feel older than your age or younger?

2006-09-19 03:33:16 · 23 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-19 03:32:34 · 13 answers · asked by lazuardi.sepi 4 in Polls & Surveys

What happens now? Will they send someone round so I can have a fight with them?

2006-09-19 03:32:27 · 10 answers · asked by singa_dude 3 in Polls & Surveys

rap, rock, country, etc?

2006-09-19 03:32:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-19 03:30:40 · 8 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 5 in Polls & Surveys

Arrrggghhhh!!!

2006-09-19 03:28:54 · 12 answers · asked by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 in Polls & Surveys

As an englishman, and not prone to smuttiness in any way, I imagine them wrapped up warmly in a nice angola scarf and gloves - but that's just me...

Does anyone else do similar things when they are in stressful situations or is that just a load of pony?

2006-09-19 03:28:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys