3 men were captured for murder and were sentenced to death by the electic chair. They were taken to the chamber to follow through with the sentence. The Oriental was up first. THey strapped him in and flipped the switch. Nothing happened. They did it again but still nothing happened. THe Oriental then smiled and said, "Tenk Yu, *** Again". The warden then let him go, and THe Oriental walked out teeth from ear to ear. The black guy was up next. They strapped him in and just like before they flipped the switch on and of but nothing happened. They released him and on his way out he shouted...,"That's right foo', you ain't gon' take me today son!". The redneck was last and just as soon as they strapped him in he said, Ya'll been real stupid...no electic city ain't in the god damn thing cuz you ain't plugged it een".
2006-09-19
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