3 men were captured for murder and were sentenced to death by the electic chair. They were taken to the chamber to follow through with the sentence. The Oriental was up first. THey strapped him in and flipped the switch. Nothing happened. They did it again but still nothing happened. THe Oriental then smiled and said, "Tenk Yu, *** Again". The warden then let him go, and THe Oriental walked out teeth from ear to ear. The black guy was up next. They strapped him in and just like before they flipped the switch on and of but nothing happened. They released him and on his way out he shouted...,"That's right foo', you ain't gon' take me today son!". The redneck was last and just as soon as they strapped him in he said, Ya'll been real stupid...no electic city ain't in the god damn thing cuz you ain't plugged it een".
2006-09-19 03:19:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. that was funny.
2006-09-19 03:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by Baby T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah
I hope the Oriental and Black dudes have gone far from the yard.
lol
2006-09-19 03:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's right! Son!
♣
2006-09-19 03:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now the redneck gets 1000 volts through his body the end.
2006-09-19 03:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
that joke was fun with an "e" at the end
2006-09-19 04:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by baq2calli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol :-) 5 BANANAS! for a great joke
2006-09-19 04:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool dude.....nice....stupid redneck....
2006-09-19 04:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember it where the ***** is the stupid one that talks like a moron ........ funny how people hear what they need to hear ..........
2006-09-19 05:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ow! I guess Cletus ain;t all that dumb.
2006-09-19 03:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Groanssssssssssss but it did make me chuckle.......
2006-09-19 03:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋