Had a truly magnificent asss
Not rounded and pink
as you would like to think
it was grey had long ears and ate grass..
2006-09-19 03:26:08 · 15 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
keep up the good work you bring a smile to the world
the boy stood on the burning deck
his limbs were all a'quiver
he gave a cough
his leg fell off
and floated down the river
2006-09-19 03:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.... Some tips: make it longer and drag on the appearance of the character and at last when people are so worked over your poem; after reading like 8 to 9 long stanzas....you hit them with the stanza written up here....lol... it'll be an instant hit....
But no doubt you have good contents.
2006-09-19 04:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People of a sensitive nature...AVERT YOUR EYES!
There was a young vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were long and unstable.
On the night of full moon,
with a rusty spoon,
She would drink herself under the table
Yuk!
2006-09-19 03:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lorraine R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose tool was incredibly bent .
The hole in the middle
Would not even piddle
And instead of coming, he went!
2006-09-19 04:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice poem man
2006-09-19 03:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats quite a good 1 put some more jokes on ere plz
2006-09-19 05:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by sylvo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as she stood on the bridge like an angel or a goddess......except for the snot on her upper lip and the hole in here liberty bodice!
2006-09-19 03:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by DJ Spider 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Benny your good!! Moreeeeeeeeee
2006-09-19 03:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Benny for president!
hahahahahaha, you made my day.
2006-09-19 03:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no comment ...
i love you man ..... you are good ... thumbs up ...
and by the way am not a gay ....
girl kicker
2006-09-19 03:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋