Entertainment & Music - 18 September 2006

thanks in advance.

2006-09-18 15:45:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Grab your hands behind your back. Then step through the hole your arms make to get them infront of you. Easy? Are you big or small?

2006-09-18 15:45:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know when its to be released.

2006-09-18 15:44:56 · 7 answers · asked by hbk24_79 2 in Movies

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

2006-09-18 15:44:31 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

to play is lacrosse and to watch is hockey!!!

2006-09-18 15:44:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I feel like I have my volume up all the way on my tv and they are still whispering! Anyone???

2006-09-18 15:43:56 · 10 answers · asked by Heather D 1 in Television

The original British version of The Office, or the American one?

Also, in which country do you currently live?

2006-09-18 15:43:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-18 15:43:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and see David Letterman. I wonder if anyone has ever proposed in front of him in his audience?

2006-09-18 15:43:37 · 2 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

if they were completely armed with all of their weapons

2006-09-18 15:43:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

would you throw things at me like a stray cat?

2006-09-18 15:43:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is worse being stalked or annoyed by someone?

2006-09-18 15:43:14 · 10 answers · asked by Laz♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 15:43:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on Halloween? Do you give out the really good candy like Reeses Peanut butter cups and Hershy Bars, or do you give out cheap stuff?

2006-09-18 15:42:20 · 7 answers · asked by Starscape 6 in Polls & Surveys

I never knew she had one until I read it on a facts page about her. I think that is so cool and I used to ride so I was curious if she was more the Harley girl or the crotch rocket type (I am).

2006-09-18 15:41:55 · 1 answers · asked by Amy >'.'< 5 in Celebrities

i asked some people i know why they want to have children, and most of them answered me that they want children so that someone will take care of them in their old age...

what do you think of that way of thinking?

i am only wondering... no offense meant.

2006-09-18 15:41:07 · 10 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’"

"That’s awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."

The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

"Hi, we’re prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"

2006-09-18 15:40:32 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Seems like a lot of people have gotten violations for innocent questions lately...

Things that make you go hmmm....

2006-09-18 15:40:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 15:40:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.

"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and we’re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don’t you learn to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"

But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let’s see how well you play that harmonica."

2006-09-18 15:39:09 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

on the april edition of teen people, why is nick lachey barefoot on the cover.

2006-09-18 15:39:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-09-18 15:38:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

from the excitment

2006-09-18 15:38:24 · 23 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at hewlett packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of ram
I never feed trolls and i don't read spam
Installed a t1 line in my house
Always at my pc, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, i ain't afraid of y2k
I'm down with bill gates, i call him "money" for short
I phone him up at home and i make him do my tech support
It's all about the pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie i've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?
You're usin' a 286? don't make me laugh
Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet

so, is this you and is it all about the Pentiums?

2006-09-18 15:37:30 · 4 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 15:36:49 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 15:36:32 · 11 answers · asked by Spazz 2 in Comics & Animation

why do u like hima nd why do u dislike him?????

2006-09-18 15:36:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is she

2006-09-18 15:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by GUILDLESS2 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-18 15:35:19 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

(i saw someone do this question i thought it was cool, sorry for stealing!)

i dont think it was the meanest, but the thing that hurt me the most was when my boyfriend i love said "don't do that" he was only gently repremandign me fr beign silly, but it hurt i disapointed him! XD
the nicest thing was when nickie told me he loved me ♥

2006-09-18 15:35:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys