A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
2006-09-18 15:44:31 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... meanie
2006-09-18 15:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by fersitf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That Zen joke was worth every penny!
2006-09-18 23:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every now and zen i hear this one.
2006-09-18 22:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL that was very funny
good thing he has many words of wisdon
^_^ thanks for the laugh
2006-09-18 23:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is FUNNNNY!
2006-09-18 22:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lol thanks â¥
2006-09-18 23:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋