What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at hewlett packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of ram
I never feed trolls and i don't read spam
Installed a t1 line in my house
Always at my pc, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, i ain't afraid of y2k
I'm down with bill gates, i call him "money" for short
I phone him up at home and i make him do my tech support
It's all about the pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie i've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?
You're usin' a 286? don't make me laugh
Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
so, is this you and is it all about the Pentiums?
2006-09-18 15:37:30 · 4 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was great, I am going to save it and send it along to some friends, sure I have a POS PC, but I can still get on the net and read stuff like this.
The dorito chip remark was the best thing I have read in awhile. I can't think up a great answer, I just wanted to let you know your posting was really appreciated, Thanks.
2006-09-18 15:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird al sure had some crackin songs...
2006-09-18 22:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop buying new comp, gtc waee laaaaa
old and still ticking
2006-09-18 22:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU THOUGHT NOT?
2006-09-18 22:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋