The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’"
"That’s awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."
The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
"Hi, we’re prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"
2006-09-18 15:40:32 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yessss U R on a roll here thanx LOL
2006-09-18 16:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie nice â¥
2006-09-18 23:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would like hell yeah thats what they were praying for
2006-09-19 04:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by chad g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's very funny, and old. I heard it many years ago.
2006-09-18 22:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....Catholics!!!!
2006-09-18 22:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by Rica_Venia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yeah....That's funny!
2006-09-18 22:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by strong and soft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, no time to read i'm on a roll here.
2006-09-18 22:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he i cant laugh to hard im sick i ate to much chinese
2006-09-18 23:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad lol
2006-09-18 23:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by Gorilla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so cute, I am still laughing....
2006-09-18 22:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋