Entertainment & Music - 16 September 2006

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

2006-09-16 02:59:05 · 11 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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hI...I aM nEw hErE !!!?

2006-09-16 02:58:58 · 19 answers · asked by shee 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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I'd like to book a good comedian for half an hour in the birmingham area don't know where to look?

2006-09-16 02:57:58 · 8 answers · asked by tomstevl 1 in Comics & Animation

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The pope singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python?

Who else would like to see that?

2006-09-16 02:57:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does Jesus want you for a sunbeam?

♥

2006-09-16 02:57:09 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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list of 50 most famous actors all over the world ?

2006-09-16 02:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by se f 1 in Movies

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Are you ready to turn this place on its ear?

2006-09-16 02:56:43 · 11 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Cheese Sandwich?

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

2006-09-16 02:54:44 · 19 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is Yahoo screening posts?

Two of my posts questions about the the pope have now failed, in both Government and Polls.... all I asked was... the Pope? Off with his head? Y/N.....

2006-09-16 02:54:38 · 9 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What games do u like to play with ur kids?

2006-09-16 02:54:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what shall i cook today?

any suggestions?

2006-09-16 02:53:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Has anyone found the video of Steve Irwin getting nailed by the stingray?

2006-09-16 02:53:24 · 7 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Other - Entertainment

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A horoscope for me will certainly complete my day. Im leo, born on 27th of july, 1977.?

Id appreciate if those readings will touch on the areas of family, work and fortune. Thanks a lot!

2006-09-16 02:52:42 · 7 answers · asked by SCARLETT 1 in Horoscopes

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Can u really stay faithful to one partner?

to the guilty parties..put ur hands up

2006-09-16 02:52:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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1st answer.10 Points.mayb?

Where can I get lyrics to Vanessa Anne Hudgen's new song "Come Back To ME"?u can giv me website or lyrics

2006-09-16 02:51:43 · 6 answers · asked by --»vann<3♥ 5 in Music

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do u know the lyrics of this song and who sang it? " You see this guy, this guy's in love with you?"...

2006-09-16 02:51:42 · 2 answers · asked by tess 6 in Music

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Pesky Erection?

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

2006-09-16 02:51:25 · 13 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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who's the best? PANIC! or FOB?

panic is the new band and they're fob's friends. but fob its a long time ago band with many awards and many everything on them hand. who's the best?

2006-09-16 02:50:50 · 8 answers · asked by andrii_xo 1 in Music

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Do u like to be bitten with him/her?

where?

2006-09-16 02:49:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you say the word flibbertigibbet, and not have a smile on your face?

At least a little one?

2006-09-16 02:49:49 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys