A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
2006-09-16 02:54:44 · 19 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK.
2006-09-16 02:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao
2006-09-16 10:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by Lead, not Follow. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-09-16 09:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by kvsmiller 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha very good, hope she used a clean towel
2006-09-16 10:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by quasar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop with the jokes man lol ther good, f*** it keep em comin!!!
2006-09-16 09:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by jimmy_boi_jiz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aaa.....hahahaha hahahaha....hahahaha cant hahaha stop hahaha laughing hahaha oooo,,....
(wet on myself)
hahaha hahaha
2006-09-16 10:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-16 09:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh dear lol â¥
2006-09-17 04:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was classic,and funny i like
2006-09-16 10:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE LIKED IT
2006-09-16 09:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.petty good!
2006-09-16 09:56:27 · answer #11 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋