Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
2006-09-16 02:51:25 · 13 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute.. but NOT a question
2006-09-16 02:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aaaww!! Laud, laud! LOL. LOL. LOL.
You are on a Roll! 10 again!
2006-09-18 04:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang!!!!!!!!!!! if a guy did that to me I think I would have to ask him why he did that I think an erection is a natural thing and hey if its there she can use it to her advantage
2006-09-16 05:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by tast46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.... but dont you think it'd hurt to take the duct tape off? that stuff is powerfull stuff... lol....
2006-09-16 02:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think my worst erection was in the swimmin pool, we had to get out, omg that was hard not to get caught out, iv never ran so much in my life!!!!
2006-09-16 02:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by jimmy_boi_jiz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but it's neither funny nor believable.
2006-09-16 02:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-09-16 04:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I told this sorry
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060707002946AAAzNHw
2006-09-16 21:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-09-16 03:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay is it just me or do you get this joke. cause I don't.
2006-09-16 02:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋