Really if you can even just answer one of them that would be great
1. The maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it and the person that uses it doesn't see it.
What is it?
2. how do you get ten horses into 9 stalls?
(And only one horse can fit in each stall, and none of them are pregnant and one didn't get eaten.)
So how do you do it?
3.Two highway patrolmen were staked out behind a billboard to wait for speeders. To cover all six lanes, one of them looked up the freeway while the other looked down it. "Sam," said one without turning his head, "what are you smiling about?"
Explain how he could tell that Sam was smiling.
4.What stays in bed most of the day and sometimes go to the bank?
What is it?
5. Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
Why?
2006-09-13
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