the FBI was hiring new recruits. three men were called in for an interview. the interviewer, a thick set, nasty looking man, told the first of interviewees, 'one of the selection criteria for this position is undying loyalty to this organization. we expect you to do everything you are told, no questions asked. we want you to take this gun, go into the other room and shoot your wife.'
the first interviewee refused. 'sorry, its against my principles to do that.' he was promptly asked to leave and never again apply for a position there. the second applicant was then called in and given the same instruction. 'i cant do that,' he protested. 'its our tenth anniversary tomorrow.' the interviewer thanked him for his time, but told him to leave and never again apply for a position there. the last interviewee was then shown in, and given the same instruction. 'okay, no problem, I’ll go do it now.' and he went into the other room where his wife was waiting. shots were fired.
then all sorts of noises were heard…grunting and groaning, a shriek here and there, a thud or two. Finally the third applicant returned and was asked what had happened. He replied, ‘some moron put blanks in the gun. So I had to strangle her.’
2006-09-13
15:43:21
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