the FBI was hiring new recruits. three men were called in for an interview. the interviewer, a thick set, nasty looking man, told the first of interviewees, 'one of the selection criteria for this position is undying loyalty to this organization. we expect you to do everything you are told, no questions asked. we want you to take this gun, go into the other room and shoot your wife.'
the first interviewee refused. 'sorry, its against my principles to do that.' he was promptly asked to leave and never again apply for a position there. the second applicant was then called in and given the same instruction. 'i cant do that,' he protested. 'its our tenth anniversary tomorrow.' the interviewer thanked him for his time, but told him to leave and never again apply for a position there. the last interviewee was then shown in, and given the same instruction. 'okay, no problem, I’ll go do it now.' and he went into the other room where his wife was waiting. shots were fired.
then all sorts of noises were heard…grunting and groaning, a shriek here and there, a thud or two. Finally the third applicant returned and was asked what had happened. He replied, ‘some moron put blanks in the gun. So I had to strangle her.’
2006-09-13 15:43:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey.. that is a classified informations, special agent juan s.
we dont disscuss abuout that info in yahoo!answer
2006-09-14 07:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by morroniac 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely. He was faced with a situation, and had to think on his feet and improvise in order to get the desired result.
2006-09-13 22:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no wouldnt hire some moron that brings his wife to a job interview.
mama's boy.. sheesh
2006-09-14 00:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by mark m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....that was too funny!!...lol...
Yes, I'd hire someone with that kind of "on the job" dedication. lol....but I think I'd make sure to keep him on my good side...lol....
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-13 22:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by pebbles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
considering the current moral climate in the us that probably reflects the fbi's hiring process quite accurately, so yes. ;-) i wouldn't hire him to work for my company though...
2006-09-13 22:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by nerdyhermione 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol u got more
i knew the third would prob kill his wife he prob hated her.
one of them had to fall for it other wise it wouldnt be funny.
2006-09-13 22:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Sooo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes because he'll get the job done or die trying.
2006-09-13 22:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by J P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, definitely not. Undying loyalty is a bit different then blind faith.
2006-09-13 22:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by winds_of_justice 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, I didn't..
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Had the opportunity when my wife was becoming my ex-wife.
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decided my daughter should know her for what she really is...
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not was.
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2006-09-13 22:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by DM 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No! poor wife!
2006-09-13 23:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by xiiaogurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋