Entertainment & Music - 13 September 2006

1) "George, you need a cigarette like I need to make my own money." (Said by Yoko)
2) "George, you need a cigarette like Ringo needs an even smaller penis" (Said by Yoko)
3) "George, you need a cigarette like Paul needs to let his kids spend time with Micheal Jackson." (Said by Yoko)

2006-09-13 01:25:41 · 6 answers · asked by flignar 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-13 01:24:40 · 10 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Other - Entertainment

A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...

The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"

No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"

The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?

"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.

"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks

"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.

The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?

The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"

2006-09-13 01:23:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who walks by my work place every day with her dog at around 4-5pm. Her dog likes to pee on the potted plant that's on the sidewalk right infront of me which makes her stand there for a while every day(I'm sitting right behind the shop window).The past couple of days, shes been staring at me with no particuliar expression &I stare back cause I just noticed how pretty she is.

...so the question is what is going on? I think she's hot! How do I make a move(I'm quite shy) Any suggestions

2006-09-13 01:22:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Name off some interesting things that are in your cubicle or on your desk. I want to see if I'm the only weird one out there, lol.

2006-09-13 01:22:18 · 16 answers · asked by Swaygirl27 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 01:21:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

http://www.3hobbits.com/animations/animations.php?name=guineapigway
made my kids laugh, check it out if you hav'nt seen it

2006-09-13 01:20:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-09-13 01:20:22 · 3 answers · asked by Kim 2 in Movies

2006-09-13 01:19:51 · 34 answers · asked by Macho 3 in Celebrities

Carrots then Chips then Peas and then the pork chop - a model of simplicity (as long as there is no gravy)

You should try it, it brings a fantastic amount of order to those otherwise complex eating decisions.

I can't eat Sandwichs or pies though a they get confusing and I get a stress-induced migrane trying to work out how to eat them...

10 points to the person who agrees the most with me, you can't prove that you do eat everything alphabetically: but I trust you, no one on this web site would lie would they?!

2006-09-13 01:19:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 01:18:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 01:18:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-13 01:17:53 · 11 answers · asked by no one 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a capricorn and I'm most compatible with Taurus but i can't seem to find one. I'm compatible with Cancer too. I dont get along with Geminis at all

2006-09-13 01:17:46 · 15 answers · asked by choclitbunni 2 in Horoscopes

I bought a novelty crystal ball at a yard sale, it's neat.
it look's like the real thing.

2006-09-13 01:17:41 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Horoscopes

tell me what do you think about him ? ( his voice , face , body .....etc... )

2006-09-13 01:17:01 · 3 answers · asked by mario 1 in Music

2006-09-13 01:16:48 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Im a big fan are you answer plz and thank you!

2006-09-13 01:16:10 · 1 answers · asked by Colter M 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-13 01:14:35 · 14 answers · asked by Harshal M 3 in Music

I was watching a movie this morning and i had no idea Steve was in it.That was a pleasant suprise:)

2006-09-13 01:14:29 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Movies

Pretend your calling in with a life or death emergency...Let the sick humor roll!

2006-09-13 01:13:09 · 14 answers · asked by duvaldiva.com 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 01:12:56 · 21 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 01:12:40 · 7 answers · asked by RAJA R 3 in Movies

2006-09-13 01:11:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

They are so good!

2006-09-13 01:11:25 · 11 answers · asked by Swaygirl27 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 01:11:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

hint polaroid shakers

2006-09-13 01:10:50 · 8 answers · asked by Chuck T 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-13 01:10:08 · 36 answers · asked by lozzi_pop22 4 in Television

wat is the 10 letter word that can b formed frm the 10 letters
M U E R V A N H Y L ???
condition : repetition of letters is not allowed

2006-09-13 01:09:35 · 4 answers · asked by ambi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Good Morning!!!!
(((((HUGS))))))

2006-09-13 01:07:43 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys