Pretend your calling in with a life or death emergency...Let the sick humor roll!
2006-09-13 01:13:09 · 14 answers · asked by duvaldiva.com 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Um yes...Hello? I think that I just accidentally ran over my nosy, bitchy, annoying neighbor with the lawn mower."
"Yes, he is still breathing. Well, he was when I went over and shoved the stick up his a*s."
"Well because, he deserved the stick and so much more."
"Yes, he is bleeding profusely."
"I hope that you hurry because I may not be able to resist the hedge clippers and his you know what..."
"No ma'am I have not been evaluated by a mental health care professional recently."
"Hold please." {SHUT UP! QUIT WHINING OR FIDO IS NEXT. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE!}
Brrrr...Brrrr....
"Hello? Operator? Yes, I have to go now because the chainsaw says it wants to hurt Fido now."
"Oh the police are pulling up now. Okay, that's great. I will wait on that then. Here they are now, talk to you later."
"Excuse me, officer? You will find his other leg over by the tree down there."
2006-09-13 01:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 05:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well hello 911 um when i was eating a hamburger i went to the bath room ... i finally managed to get the hamburger out of the toilet and flush the "junk" down. i then went to the kitchen, i still wanted the hamburger but guests were coming over so i put it in the ice compartment to freeze it so i could eat it the next day... (since we have the fridge with the water and ice that comes from the outside) my guest had to put in some ice, so i told her to get it from the fridge... now I'm in the hospital and i smell like sh!t because my dog humped my toilet and my hamburger fell in again and froze it then my guest ate it and knocked me the hell out
2006-09-13 01:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by George 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hello emergency?
i need some help
i dont want anyone to come over though
whats my problem?
ahhhh welllllllllll
i have somthing stuck in my pusi
wellllll
its ahhhhhh
a cactus
2006-09-13 01:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have eaten too much fiber and s777 myself with such force I have prolapsed my colon!! It is hanging outside my body as some kind of "poopy tail."
2006-09-13 01:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help! I've punched in at work and I can't get out til 3:45!
2006-09-13 01:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Swaygirl27 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is that the ghost buster line
ur not
can i have their number
i saw a ghost juz finsh up my cookies
help
help
it is ruining my kitchen
halo
halo any bosy there
ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-13 01:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by astrid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need help with the Y! addition
2006-09-13 01:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am stuck in a hostel in the middle of nowhere... guy with drill... knee.....
;-) go watch the movie
2006-09-13 01:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by tay_jen1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run outta beer
2006-09-13 01:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋