A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2006-09-13 01:23:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Bagpuss below, I'm called luckyhedgehog as I escaped the hedgehog cull in the Scottish islands a few years ago. Master brought me to mainland.
2006-09-13 01:47:02 · update #1
HeHe.....made me laugh thanks.....why HedgeHog?
You really are a lucky Hedgehog...thanks for explaining...if you weren`t prickly would give you a hug!
2006-09-13 01:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
L--M--A--O. I actually guffawed at that one!
A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to a beautiful blonde, then offered to buy her a drink,which she accepted. They made small talk over the drinks, and after a while he says, "What do you say we get a bottle and go to your place to get to know each other a little better''. She had a pretty good idea of what he was after, so she said,"Well, that's fine, but I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm on my menstrual cycle." He said, Oh that's okay, I'll just follow you on my Harley."
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2006-09-13 01:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...i will try that next time i see a pretty girl on her own in a bar......I fancy I will get a slap in the face though
2006-09-13 01:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha HA!!
Like it!
Thanks for making me giggle - I shall now attempt to tell this to people later - and probably muff the punchline. Oh well!
2006-09-13 01:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Emma T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assumptions.
2006-09-13 01:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Steve Irwin was asked what his favourite cartoon was. he replied ' Thunderbirds as i havn't got the heart for Stingray'
2006-09-13 01:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Laughing Boy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha.
2006-09-13 01:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by beetee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good joke.
Did I see you going through my dustbin last night?
2006-09-13 02:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-09-13 01:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...sturdy one a lady awakes in the course of the evening to discover that her husband isn't in mattress. She places on her gown and is going downstairs to seek for him. She exhibits him sitting on the kitchen table with a warm cup of espresso in the front of him. He seems in deep theory, in basic terms staring on the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his espresso. "what's the count number, pricey?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down the following in the present day of evening?" The husband looks up from his espresso, "Do you save in concepts two decades in the past when we were courting, and also you've been in basic terms 16?" he asks solemnly. The spouse is touched to tears questioning that her husband is so worrying and mushy. "certain, I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming fairly. "Do you save in concepts even as your father stuck us contained in the again seat of my automobile?" "certain, I save in concepts," stated the spouse, reducing herself right into a chair beside him. The husband persevered. "Do you save in concepts even as he shoved the shotgun in my face and stated, 'both you marry my daughter, or i will deliver you to penal complicated for two decades?' "I understand that too," she spoke back softly. He wiped yet another tear from his cheek and stated: "i might want to are transforming into out at present." CHeeRioS
2016-11-26 21:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by girardot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋