What do you get if you finger a gypsy when she's on her period?
Your palm red for free!!
A vibrator and a banana on a bedside table, the banana says "don't know what your shakin for, she's gonna fu*kin eat me"
Man give's blood to save his girlfriends life. Later they split up. He says "gimme the blood back" she throws a used tampon & says "i'll pay ya monthly ya bas...."
Italian guy "when i finish makin a love to my girl a friend i go down and gentle tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6" above da bed in ecstasy"
Frenchman- "zat is nothin, when i finish with ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick the soles of ze feet, she float 12" above the bed in ecstasy"
Irishman- "dats nothin when i finish riding me bird i get out of bed wipe me knob on the curtains n she hits da roof"
Ok not the best but hey, you do better..
Roal Mail have released a new stamp with a picture of a clitoris on, but have had to withdraw it as only 5% of men knew where to lick
2006-09-12
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