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2006-09-12 07:38:41 · 9 answers · asked by No Name 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what is God's first name?
Andy: Andy walk with me Andy talks with me...
two drunks sitting out front of a pub, a truckload of sod rolls by:
1st: now that's what I'm going to do when i get rich!
2nd: what's that?
1st: send my lawn to get cut!!!
do you know why the crack of your behind goes up and down instead of sideways?
so when you go down the slide you don't go, "lblblblblblblb"! (hold lips together tightly while wiggling with finger)
the difference between a hooker, mistress, and a house wife?
hooker: that's $50. mistress: that was great! wife: beige, i think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
what did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his experiment together upside-down? feet that smelled, and a runny nose.
got more!!!
2006-09-12 08:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by ricie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old lady is having trouble with her pet dog snoring every night and keeping her awake. So she goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll over and stop snoring.
The next night her dog is snoring so she gets a red ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis. His snoring stopped.
Later on that night her dog is snoring again, so she gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis, and he stops snoring.
The next morning the dog wakes up, looks down at himself, and says: "I don't know what kind of freaky perverted dog-show you entered me into last night lady, but it appears I came in first and second."
2006-09-12 14:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-14 12:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
being a Vietnam vet, we used agent orange in our water to make kool-aid, so the other day when my penis turned orange, I went to the doctor, he couldn't figure it out at first so he asked me what I did for hobby's or recreation. the only thing I ever do is sit home eating Cheetos's and watching the playboy channel.... Ibnbad
2006-09-12 15:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by ibnbad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something
2006-09-12 14:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na, make yourself laugh!
2006-09-12 14:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by Interested Fish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-12 14:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by Tom D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so an irishman walks out of a bar.
hey, it could happen.
2006-09-12 16:25:05 · answer #8 · answered by HoyaDoc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-12 15:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋