Entertainment & Music - 12 September 2006

A matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a SAMPLE."
The woman was shocked. "Such a thing you ask a virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing?"
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, "He's a business man. He buys goods in the market and he sells goods. By him, it's not a big deal, a sample."
She thought a minute. "He's a business man? So tell him I don't give samples. If he wants, I can give him REFERENCES."

2006-09-12 17:34:14 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why ain't I getting a point for voting anymore?? Im not at my limit..?

2006-09-12 17:34:08 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who will win on Supernova?

2006-09-12 17:31:56 · 10 answers · asked by Annie Mae 3 in Television

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Whats your FAVORITE kind of cookie?

Whats your favorite kind of cookie? What flavor?Do you like them soft,chewy,crunchy...etc

2006-09-12 17:31:53 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you happy w/ Mike Boogie winning on Big Brother 7?

I am

2006-09-12 17:31:24 · 12 answers · asked by Annie Mae 3 in Television

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Is this a good mother?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39999000/jpg/_39999986_pregnantsmokers203.jpg

2006-09-12 17:29:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what has been your experience with music so far??

what have you learn from music, which artist, bands, genres of music, motivate you.

2006-09-12 17:29:50 · 10 answers · asked by Nina 1 in Music

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Can you tell me???

Where o where did my dear friend go???
Serendipity,.... Where are you???
Do you miss her too???

2006-09-12 17:29:44 · 6 answers · asked by jewels 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Need lyrics to a song that says something about pushing inside of you.....all i want to do is be with you?

its says something about
...show feels damn good to me when im pushing inside of you cant explain the way it feels all i want to do is be with you

2006-09-12 17:28:54 · 1 answers · asked by SweetJanay 2 in Music

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Now that New York is back, who will win Flavor Flav?

2006-09-12 17:28:37 · 15 answers · asked by sidekickLX! 3 in Other - Entertainment

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Would you prefer a boy named Maddox or a girl names Jersie?

2006-09-12 17:27:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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would you report child abuse and other crimes as easily as you report people on Yahoo Answers ?

I sure hope you do , because the crime rate will drop dramatically !!

Im not bashing reporters , im asking them to put as much effort into cleaning the streets , as they do in answers ! I think its a good idea !

2006-09-12 17:27:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tabloids and smoking?

I know that some celebrities smoke, but why are they not up in arms about that? They follow Spear around, Anna Smith, and countless others and try to make us despise them for one thing or another what about smoking?

by the way I'm a smoker, not proud, in process of quitting (109 days smoke free). It's just that Hollywood just doesn't make a big deal about it, is it still "cool" to them?

2006-09-12 17:26:39 · 6 answers · asked by kristielarry 2 in Celebrities

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Who remembers the old soap opera Dark Shadows?

2006-09-12 17:26:35 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who thinks Cucumber Man is a hoot?

i laff at nearly every one of his answers.

2006-09-12 17:24:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys