A matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a SAMPLE."
The woman was shocked. "Such a thing you ask a virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing?"
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, "He's a business man. He buys goods in the market and he sells goods. By him, it's not a big deal, a sample."
She thought a minute. "He's a business man? So tell him I don't give samples. If he wants, I can give him REFERENCES."
2006-09-12 17:34:14 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Morning To You Too!!..Although Its afternoon where Im at....
Lol ......I dont Get It...Wait Let me Read It Again...........Nope Sorry Still dont Get It lol
2006-09-12 17:56:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's real cute. For the dolts that don't understand it: She will give the business man the names of all the men she has had sex with so they can tell him how good she is in bed.
2006-09-13 01:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Paris Hilton walked into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on her head. The doctor said, "May I help you?" The frog said, "Yeah, Doc, can you cut this ugly growth off my a-ss?
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2006-09-13 00:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny and Cute
2006-09-13 01:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by T2SEXY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever woman. Very enticing.
2006-09-13 00:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by steve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I don't understand the joke?
2006-09-13 01:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a clean joke..but its funny
2006-09-13 00:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DNA sample?
2006-09-13 00:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
Thanx..
2006-09-13 00:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute
2006-09-13 01:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋