A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it and parked it on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on
their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.
"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue, reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe !!
2006-09-12
17:54:31
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