A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it and parked it on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on
their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.
"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue, reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe !!
2006-09-12 17:54:31 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL...he had to circumcise the car...funny!!
2006-09-12 17:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate it about a 4,,
2006-09-12 17:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by tinytinker79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..Hahahahaaaa
2006-09-12 17:59:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
circumcise the tail pipe? I though the tail pipe represents the butthole which expels gas?
2006-09-12 19:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by steve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he doesn't use a hacksaw on the boys.
Ouch
2006-09-12 18:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh out loud! a pretty good one.
2006-09-12 23:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. One couldn't let the other outdo him in clerical matters. LOL.
2006-09-13 04:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-09-12 17:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tina K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad! 7/10
Thanx..
2006-09-12 19:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the tailpipe must be kosher.
2006-09-12 17:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋