Entertainment & Music - 8 September 2006

I'm listening to a faculty person spout off the same presentation as he's being taped for an online class today. He started it off saying "today we'll be joined by my Red Bull...my sugar free Red Bull drink." If I were in his class I'd shot myself right about then. He did this presentation once already but his annoying voice couldn't be understood on the taping so he's back again only speaking louder and more emphatically. Lovely.

Dork tried to come into the office suite door, which is always locked. He turned the knob and pushed, literally 3 sequential times. Like it's going to magically open for him. When will this day be over? (Oh, and now he's pounding on the dry erase board as he "lectures"...the other side of the dry erase board is my office wall. It's a good thing I'm not trying to work for real! )

Are you being blessed with any annoying goings on right now?

2006-09-08 10:19:38 · 11 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just watched it and I liked it a lot.(though my favorite thriller will always be MEMENTO)
I understood almost everything,but I couldn't explain:
WHO WAS THAT OLD MAN AND WHY HE CALLED BRUCE WILLIS BOB???
AND WHY HIS VOICE WAS IN WILLIS'S BRAIN TOO??
Please also give a logic explanation...

2006-09-08 10:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymo 4 in Movies

2006-09-08 10:18:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 10:17:29 · 8 answers · asked by fionamason73 2 in Television

I am, he's hilarious! Some find him offensive, I think he's super funny, and I'm not at all offended by his racial humor 'cause I'm a beaner too, lol. What about you, what do you think?

2006-09-08 10:17:14 · 8 answers · asked by Dolores G. Llamas 6 in Television

Were those scenes filmed on location in Africa? The scene where Kunta Kinte first sees white slavers sorta looks like Florida. I'd appreciate any links that could verify your information. Thanks.

2006-09-08 10:16:45 · 4 answers · asked by mistersato 5 in Television

who do u like better jeff or oliver?
i think jeff RuLES

2006-09-08 10:16:31 · 1 answers · asked by kimmie 3 in Television

2006-09-08 10:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 10:15:49 · 3 answers · asked by Bashek 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 10:15:08 · 11 answers · asked by ridgelladmin04@sbcglobal.net 1 in Celebrities

would result in my escaping the situation?

2006-09-08 10:15:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.

Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

2006-09-08 10:15:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 10:14:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Which do you choose?

2006-09-08 10:13:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

LOOOOOOser

2006-09-08 10:13:24 · 13 answers · asked by essa 2 in Celebrities

to make a movie again and would you go and see it

2006-09-08 10:13:21 · 8 answers · asked by droid 4 in Celebrities

okay so my birthday is on november 4th which is a saturday. i`ll probably have it on the day of my birthday or the day before, a friday after school or something.

i was thinking about if it was on a friday after school we could all walk to the dunkin donuts right by our school then have my mom pick us up and do stuff and everything. but like it`s so hard cause my birthdays in november and you cant do anything outdoors cause it gets dark early, and its too cold!!!

i have no idea what to do!!!! last year my 13th bday was an ABSOLUTE DISASTER because i did it outside in the dark with my friends and my friend brian like got pretty much beaten up by these kids who trashed. i dont want to have another party that was a disaster!!!!

i totally suck at throwing my own parties so i`m just hoping someone would give me some perfect ideas!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-08 10:13:13 · 15 answers · asked by trixabelle29 4 in Other - Entertainment

will batman ever kill the joker?

2006-09-08 10:12:52 · 12 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-08 10:12:49 · 8 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 10:12:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

NO lying and NO saying that they said that they suck or anything like that!!! i hate wen ppl do that! >.< well, if u did meet any of them, plz tell me like every detail plz. i would really like 2 no. ^_^

2006-09-08 10:12:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

thank you my friend wants to know she has had me searching the internet for hours i know its a man in the song and it is not jem, but thats all i know many thanks

2006-09-08 10:12:25 · 11 answers · asked by missymorgan 1 in Television

A cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers,"Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA
satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.

He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says,
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy.

"You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...

Now give me back my dog.

2006-09-08 10:11:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 10:11:43 · 1 answers · asked by 2strongfor2long 3 in Other - Entertainment

Hi.
I've had a really lousy day.
To cheer myself up,I'm thinking of changing my name to Alexander Tremayne,because it sounds like a cross between a Highwayman, and some rich Lord of the Manor who gets to rip the bodice off lovestruck,breathless young ladies in an Emily Bronte novel.
Have you had a bad day?
Why not change your name? You'll feel much better.....
And don't say Trent Steel or Max Power- I'm armed.......

2006-09-08 10:10:46 · 18 answers · asked by misterviv 3 in Polls & Surveys

It gose like that alright thats ok..........do you feel like I Do.....then he talks with his guitar....
...............................Anyone know it??

2006-09-08 10:10:04 · 7 answers · asked by dustinltbfe 1 in Music

not finish this question?

2006-09-08 10:09:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 10:09:18 · 2 answers · asked by Bailey 1 in Movies

a new york man left the snowy streets of the big apple for a vacation in florida. his wife was on a business trip and was going to meet him there the next day. when he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

unable to find the scrap of paper he had written he e-mail adress on he tried to type it from memory. unfortunatly he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preachers wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. when the greiving widow checked her e-mail she took one look at the moniter let out a piercing scream and dropped to the floor dead.

at the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE,
JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING IS PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMARROW.
YOUR LOVING HUSBAND.
P.S. IT SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE!!!!!!





how funny is that??????

2006-09-08 10:08:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How did he die? I've heard it was heart failure or drug overdose;and also that no one ever saw the body except his girlfriend.I know the Oliver Stone movie about the Doors was basically bullsh*t. I read somewhere that there might have been something more involved in his death,Anybody know ?

2006-09-08 10:08:23 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 3 in Music