A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
2006-09-08 10:15:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL hahaha
make me laugh. good way to start the day
thanks ^_^
2006-09-11 13:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brunette because she did not know they were going to pull the blanket so she jumped because she thought she would live and not burn to death
2006-09-08 10:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
humorous LOL!right this is one 4 u.. 2 clergymen and a guy are out fishing whilst the a million priest gets a telephone call... ok i would be there.. Then the single guy says shall we carry you in ? the priest replies ,no i will walk .. out he went maximum suitable around the water a rapid time later he returned. Then the different priest gets a decision ok i would be there.. Then the single guy says shall we carry you in ? the priest replies ,no i will walk .. out he went maximum suitable around the water a rapid time later he returned. notably quickly the single guy gets a decision ...ok i would be there. the clergymen ask shall we carry you in? No i will walk and out he went Glug glug down he went. the single priest turns to the different and reported i assume we ought to constantly have shown him the place the rocks are? LOL! had to share
2016-10-14 11:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT one is a 100% blonde joke, thats as blonde as a blonde joke can get!
2006-09-10 02:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought soo.. I heard this one. But still lol it's still a classic cute joke.
2006-09-08 11:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the brunette
2006-09-08 10:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha brunette was still the smartest
2006-09-08 10:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
the brunette, i think
2006-09-08 13:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by lola 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
redhead
2006-09-08 10:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by CROWN_PRINCE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
should have seen it comin'
2006-09-08 10:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋