one day three guys are walking down an alley and one of them kicks a box and finds a lamp. they all are arguing over who will rub the lamp when the genie comes out and say, "wow, I usually give one guy three wishes but since there are three of you I will give you one each.
the first guy says, 'oh I want to be in a gorgeous beach with beautiful women, great food and I want to stay there forever. bam! he is gone
the second guy says, oh, I want to be the richest guy in the world and I want to travel anywhere I want and for this to be forever. bam! he is gone.
the third guy says, 'I am there boss and I want them back by lunch time
2006-09-08
12:05:40
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