one day three guys are walking down an alley and one of them kicks a box and finds a lamp. they all are arguing over who will rub the lamp when the genie comes out and say, "wow, I usually give one guy three wishes but since there are three of you I will give you one each.
the first guy says, 'oh I want to be in a gorgeous beach with beautiful women, great food and I want to stay there forever. bam! he is gone
the second guy says, oh, I want to be the richest guy in the world and I want to travel anywhere I want and for this to be forever. bam! he is gone.
the third guy says, 'I am there boss and I want them back by lunch time
2006-09-08 12:05:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Moral of the story: Always let your boss go first.
2006-09-08 13:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although this is a joke, but if taken seriously, their boss is a self-centered, workaholic person. He needs attention and love because nobody cares for him. Just show you care and He will care for you.
2006-09-08 20:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by Althea 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id make him do 1000 pushups and situps while a the biggest, fattest man cmes in wit nuthin but a speedo and dances fore him
2006-09-08 19:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by joe c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hate would NOT even BEGIN to describe how I'd feel!!! I hate my real boss anyway.
2006-09-08 19:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by M D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is bad! I would not like him very much.
2006-09-08 19:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooh I would be MAD lol that's funny though
2006-09-08 19:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥MG789♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am gonna kick his sorry a@@ at lunch time!
2006-09-09 00:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow their boss sucks!!!!!
I would quit and get a new job!!!!
2006-09-08 19:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by xobabieexo10 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES.
2006-09-08 19:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by Papa John 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will kill him
2006-09-09 10:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋