an almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see through item for his wife. after receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $200,and brought it home for his wife. she took it upstairs an realized that it didn’t quite fit. but, she figured, since its supposed to be see-through, and since her husband was almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. so, she came downstairs completely naked
'huh?' said the old man, giving her a squeeze
for the amount of money I paid, they could have at least ironed the damned thing.'
2006-09-08
18:19:55
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