i think its : yo mamma's so fat when she walked acroos the tv i missed three episodes!
2006-09-08 18:11:01 · 12 answers · asked by atl_braves_lover 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My favorite is yo Mamma so fat, when she was cut open she bled gravy. My second fave is yo Mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and returned wearing flip flops.
2006-09-08 18:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really funny joke!! But you can try your mamma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! or yo momma's so fat when she swam in the ocean and saw a whale the whale sang.. "we are family! even though your fatter than me!" or your momma's so fat even Bill Gates cant afford her liposuction. LOL but to be honest i think these joke are a little funny but dont disgrace the mommas!! they gave u birth!!!
2006-09-08 18:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by LOVE♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, when she was going to disneyland she saw a sign that said disneyland left, so she went home.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she was going to a movie and saw a sign that said under eighteen not allowed, so she called seventeen of her friends.
Yo Mamma reminds me of a toilet. Cuz she's short, she's white....and she smell like ****.
2006-09-08 18:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by d h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where from can I get "yo mamma jokes".
One from my imagination: yo mamma's so fat, only brave lovers can swim in to her.
2006-09-08 18:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued.your mamas underarms are so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock. yo mommas so baldheaded she can use one qtip to roll her hair.thats why i asked yo momma whats for dinner and she said fish and opened her legs.yo mommas so nasty i caught an std from talking to her over the phone.yo mommas so fat when she goes out to eat she gets an estimate instead of an order.yo mommas so skinny she ate a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
2006-09-08 18:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by ecstasyg83 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way, this tops it: "Yo mammas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck."
2006-09-08 18:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Discotheque 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its " Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed a whole season of Friends" kinda like urs, but diff.
or this one " yo momma so fat she can sit in mexico and hear bacon cooking in canada"
or "yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it"
there is not one good one, but lots of good ones
2006-09-08 18:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she thought masturbation was a karate teacher
2006-09-08 18:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so skinny, she gonna fall down through her ###hole and hang herself! Top that one!
2006-09-08 18:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by knownothing 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT---WHEN SHE BENDS OVER---WE GET A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN...................
2006-09-08 18:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by FRANCIE B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋