an almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see through item for his wife. after receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $200,and brought it home for his wife. she took it upstairs an realized that it didn’t quite fit. but, she figured, since its supposed to be see-through, and since her husband was almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. so, she came downstairs completely naked
'huh?' said the old man, giving her a squeeze
for the amount of money I paid, they could have at least ironed the damned thing.'
2006-09-08 18:19:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it, can't wait to share it at the next family BBQ
2006-09-08 18:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by jan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One fine day, a blind man was walking downtown, when all of a sudden he came upon the local fish market. Being a little confused as to exactly where he was, he smiled on his way by, and said hello girls! Top that one!
2006-09-09 01:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by knownothing 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor old women, but the blind man would get the sypathy cause he might have known and was being nice and then got b i t c h slapped... Ha ha good one
2006-09-09 01:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is good. Feel sorry for the blind man.
2006-09-09 01:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it funny u get a100
2006-09-09 22:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I don't feel bad about this joke, a really good one.........
2006-09-09 01:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋