Entertainment & Music - 7 September 2006

Mounted Cop

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

2006-09-07 12:00:29 · 31 answers · asked by :) 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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who is Katie couric boyfriend?

2006-09-07 12:00:21 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

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Favorite line from a movie...?

What is the best line from a movie?

2006-09-07 11:59:59 · 33 answers · asked by vdubbchick 4 in Movies

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Do atheists expect u to bless them when they sneeze?

2006-09-07 11:59:47 · 14 answers · asked by trxr4kdz 5 in Polls & Surveys

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anyone who understands palm reading , help?

i've got this NEW line on my hands that i've never had before....and its a very thick line...
imagine ur left hand....its a horizontal line, that goes from right side of the left hand to the left side of the left hand, somewehre in the middle and touches the life line....i tried different websites but didn't find anything, any ideas?

2006-09-07 11:59:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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popcorn song?

there is a song called popcorn (yes the one done by crazy frog), and all i want to know is if any body knew about it before crazy frog did it. if any wants to you can check out www.popcorn-song.com to lern about the song

2006-09-07 11:59:12 · 3 answers · asked by esage321 2 in Music

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whoever answers this riddle correctly gets 10 points!!?

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

2006-09-07 11:58:58 · 42 answers · asked by Tigers Gal! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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guess the song?

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
But all the damage she's caused isn't fixable
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care
If I'm alive or dead

So objection I don't wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother

this is only part of it

2006-09-07 11:58:25 · 10 answers · asked by Cordy 2 in Music

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!!!i!!! STEVE IRWIN (CROCIDILE GUY) !!!!!!!!?

i kno he passed away and was sad
but ive seen a lot of videos from him
but ive never seen when he died from the stingray
does anyone have the link or where i can find the video>????

2006-09-07 11:58:22 · 17 answers · asked by YES SIR 3 in Celebrities

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whats up everybody? who do you think will win big brother?

2006-09-07 11:58:06 · 6 answers · asked by BB 2 in Television

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if you had enough money for anything you want, what would you buy?

think big =)

2006-09-07 11:57:19 · 17 answers · asked by ~blessss♫☼ ♪♥ ☼ ♠♫ ♣☺☻ 4 in Other - Entertainment

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When was the last time you were Rocked?

2006-09-07 11:57:10 · 26 answers · asked by True Rocker 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What makes the world go round?

2006-09-07 11:56:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you are feeling lonely, what makes you feel you better?

2006-09-07 11:56:47 · 11 answers · asked by sweetie 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the best kind of sex to have....read on?

kinky
normal

2006-09-07 11:56:42 · 12 answers · asked by hahaha 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is your tv on right now? What show is on?

Sienfeld is on mine

2006-09-07 11:56:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if u go on vacation and saw a hunk, would u want to stay or go back home?

i would go back home because boys aren't everything u see and talk to. u have to work for a living and stay on task with things u have to do and all the stuff.

2006-09-07 11:55:59 · 7 answers · asked by <3 3 in Polls & Surveys

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