Mounted Cop
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
2006-09-07 12:00:29 · 31 answers · asked by :) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! That is ACE! QUALITY!
2006-09-07 12:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by susanradford18 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
Question. Why did the boy get a ticket? What did he do wrong riding his bike?
2006-09-07 19:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh not that bad lol, but i got an Emo joke for yall.
How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry about it :P
2006-09-07 19:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Big Boss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. It was not only a well written joke, but it had a good & witty punch line. It has been a really long day for me and I needed a good laugh. Your joke couldn't have come at a better time. Thanks
2006-09-07 19:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little boy says what alot of us would like to. Cute joke!!
2006-09-07 19:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by lions_mouse06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it about 20 years ago but its still pretty good !
2006-09-07 19:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by any 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-09-07 20:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!!!!!!! You just made my day! Thank you sooo much for that laugh!
2006-09-07 19:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by Skater_Gurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ummm...... that was pretty funny did ya make that up yourself, it was good ,and no I'm not being sarcastic! lol
2006-09-07 19:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Hott lil' mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny
2006-09-07 19:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooo last year! get a new joke already
2006-09-07 19:12:26 · answer #11 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋