Entertainment & Music - 7 September 2006

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to contain religion, sexuality, and mystery. The blonde wrote, " Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."

2006-09-07 12:16:13 · 26 answers · asked by lisa s 3 in Jokes & Riddles

almost everything for a question is either negitive or just something thats serious or just hard to answer. so why cant people just lighten up and laugh at stupid people jokes, or just something completely stupid.

2006-09-07 12:16:08 · 11 answers · asked by hotchick_06 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-07 12:15:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 12:13:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My son has a music project for school and their group has chosen Green Day, but, of course, anyone who knows their music will also know that a lot of the songs have the "f" word and the teacher will not allow them. Is there somewhere to find these songs in their censored state?

2006-09-07 12:13:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Your opinions are so weak, you couldn't sway a daisy in a windstorm.

2006-09-07 12:13:42 · 15 answers · asked by Edna "Dirrty" Bambrick 1 in Polls & Surveys

I heard a song on the radio today. it goes something like this with the wordings. "I didnt mean to mis lead you" but I wish i could of loved you." I did not catch the name on the radio and this was towards the end of the song.

2006-09-07 12:12:52 · 4 answers · asked by glenngal05701 2 in Music

There's this song I heard in a Laguna Beach episode and I haven't been able to find it since. I think the lyrics go something like.... I'm mousay i'm the one who can....... that's all I could understand. I know it doesn't give you a lot to work with. If anyone could help I'd be soooo grateful!! Thanks.

2006-09-07 12:11:47 · 2 answers · asked by brunettegb 1 in Music

Any recommendations?

2006-09-07 12:11:45 · 8 answers · asked by Mona217 2 in Music

Pull 'em

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it,this chicks no sinch
When i wanna get her going
I just whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the Blues
Well the band that plays the Bues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of the band that plays the Blues

Last night i tried to tease her
Gave her just a little pinch
But she said,now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the Blues
Well the band that plays the Blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite Blues

I'll cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lovers clinch
She gets all excited
When i whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the Blues
Well the band that plays the Blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite Blues

My gal don't go smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the Blues
Band that plays

2006-09-07 12:11:35 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

i hope it wasnt janelle!?

2006-09-07 12:11:15 · 7 answers · asked by maddehhU 2 in Television

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85gIbkbd8ko

2006-09-07 12:10:57 · 12 answers · asked by Oliver S 2 in Movies

I love it. I know a lot of it's really gross but my husband and I have a pretty morbid sense of humor. Anyone else? Any other dvds I should check out? I have been into cky for around three years now.

2006-09-07 12:10:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well let's go, it starts in 20 minutes!!

2006-09-07 12:09:36 · 23 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

You can't

2006-09-07 12:09:31 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Come on people Im desperate.

2006-09-07 12:08:51 · 4 answers · asked by Ty 2 in Music

2006-09-07 12:08:34 · 7 answers · asked by j m 2 in Television

2006-09-07 12:08:09 · 1 answers · asked by matthew c 1 in Music

I have a friend who has only seen KG3 and Taal. She wants suggestions for what she should watch for a good "basic" intro to Bollywood.

2006-09-07 12:08:01 · 5 answers · asked by justmayhah 2 in Movies

There is a cop stoped at a stop light waiting to go, when a little girl on a brand new bicycle rides up, the cop looks over and says "what a nice new bike did santa give that to you?" The little girl says yes and the cop gives her a $5. ticket and says "next year tell santa to send reflecters for you to put on that bike, cause that is a safty violation." The little girl replies "did santa give you that horse?" the cop laughs and says "yes he sure did!" the little girl looks up at him and says "next year tell santa that the d*ck goes on the bottom of the horse not the top!!"

2006-09-07 12:07:18 · 20 answers · asked by D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-07 12:05:46 · 13 answers · asked by dew m 2 in Horoscopes

THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


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2006-09-07 12:05:25 · 18 answers · asked by gregizcrazy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

We like the cars ,
The cars that go boom,
with Tigre and bunny and we like the boom???

2006-09-07 12:05:19 · 12 answers · asked by MAMACITA 3 in Music

♥while someclown is having an amusing time, I do happen to love the movie IT.....

2006-09-07 12:03:31 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 12:03:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-07 12:03:05 · 2 answers · asked by brianna<3 4 in Music

A) A credit card statement
B) A family get-together
C) A blind date
D) A review at work
E) A big birthday

2006-09-07 12:02:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes, I saw it, and it was very well done, but coming so soon after the fact? Our nation is still in grieving. I could see maybe 10 or 15 years, but only 5?

2006-09-07 12:02:44 · 5 answers · asked by cherryeuphoria 2 in Movies

I want it to fit my style.
No PINK!!!!
Something evil.

2006-09-07 12:02:40 · 3 answers · asked by NYCGirl_14 1 in Other - Entertainment

Yea me neither, I was just asking you.

2006-09-07 12:02:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys