There is a cop stoped at a stop light waiting to go, when a little girl on a brand new bicycle rides up, the cop looks over and says "what a nice new bike did santa give that to you?" The little girl says yes and the cop gives her a $5. ticket and says "next year tell santa to send reflecters for you to put on that bike, cause that is a safty violation." The little girl replies "did santa give you that horse?" the cop laughs and says "yes he sure did!" the little girl looks up at him and says "next year tell santa that the d*ck goes on the bottom of the horse not the top!!"
2006-09-07 12:07:18 · 20 answers · asked by D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O and for all the people who already read this joke.............................
WHY WOULD YOU READ IT AGAIN DUH!!!!
2006-09-07 12:17:29 · update #1
5/10
2006-09-07 12:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by ĵōē¥ → đ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Oughta be pinned to the bulletin board of every police station in the country. Sometimes some of these cocky officers we've got out there running around need to be put in their place.
2006-09-07 13:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at the second joke under you and its the same joke,
Still pretty funny.
2006-09-07 12:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just heard this one, but it was a little boy, not a girl.
Funny the first time, predictable each time after that.
2006-09-07 12:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been there. read that. actually, I just finished voting on a best answer for this exact same joke. Boring!
2006-09-07 12:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 funny! not bad! roflmfao roflmfao lololololololololol
2006-09-07 12:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give that a big 10!!! Thats some funny sh*t !!!
2006-09-07 12:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheeky! Great one!
2006-09-08 03:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny. I just told my bf and he loved it too!
2006-09-07 12:15:40 · answer #9 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a new joke... that one was just said a moment ago
2006-09-07 12:12:24 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋