A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story had to contain religion, sexuality, and mystery. The blonde wrote, " Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."
2006-09-07 12:16:13 · 26 answers · asked by lisa s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
Try this one on for size:
Blonde woman (works for men too) is visibly upset, and so her brunette friend at work asks her what's wrong. The blonde replies, "I want to sell my car, but nobody is buying it because it has 150k mile on it!"
The Brunette tells the blonde that she knows a friend that can help her with that problem by cracking open the dashboard and adjusting the mileage on the car. She gives the blonde the man's address and phone number and they both part ways.
Several weeks later, the Brunette remembers the blondes problem and so at lunch asks her if she finally sold her car.
The blonde replies: "Hell no! Why would I sell a car with only 10k miles on it!"
2006-09-07 12:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the time two blondes were following a guy with bad dandruff.One says "That guy needs some Head and Shoulders." The other says "What's shoulders.?"
For anyone not from UK 'Head and Shoulders' is a well known dandruff shampoo.
2006-09-07 12:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL She included the 3 things required!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-07 12:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-09-07 12:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde and I think this joke is soooooooooo cute.
2006-09-07 12:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by skyeblue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL I enjoy these blonde jokes. There so funny !
2006-09-07 15:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-09-07 15:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. thats cute.
2006-09-07 12:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by -->Kaity<-- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that a good one
2006-09-07 13:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by lilmzaly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
h a h a
2006-09-07 12:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by droid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋