i was stopped by a cop the other night .... when i wound down my window he slapped me in the face , shocked i asked what that was for , he said "i work damn hard with no respect shown to me , when i get here have your drivers licence in your hand " ... then he walked slowly around the car and came to the passenger window , he knocked on it , when my mate opened it WACK! , another slap .... shocked my mate said "what was that for .... i'm not driving ?" .... the cop said "just fulfilling your wish " .... my mate said "what wish ?" .... the cop said "as soon as you pull away you'll say , i wish he'd of tried that **** with me ! "
2006-09-07
16:14:47
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