i was stopped by a cop the other night .... when i wound down my window he slapped me in the face , shocked i asked what that was for , he said "i work damn hard with no respect shown to me , when i get here have your drivers licence in your hand " ... then he walked slowly around the car and came to the passenger window , he knocked on it , when my mate opened it WACK! , another slap .... shocked my mate said "what was that for .... i'm not driving ?" .... the cop said "just fulfilling your wish " .... my mate said "what wish ?" .... the cop said "as soon as you pull away you'll say , i wish he'd of tried that **** with me ! "
2006-09-07 16:14:47 · 17 answers · asked by Gandalf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not without their cuffs :)~
2006-09-07 16:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As much as we would like to, no we can't, most are just doing there job, there are some that abuse it, but in what part of the world is anyone perfect. Most the time, when people say they don't like cops, means they are usually doing something, wether, it's smoking weed or just drink a beer and driving, to many little things that happen in life that ain't so bad at the time. You need to remember, One person is smart, u get a bunch involed some are gonna turn stupid.
2006-09-07 16:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by fraggle4411 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got an idea! Why don't we contract our law enforcement needs out to the Hells' Angels...? At least then we could be sure that the guys taking kickback and bribes from us were honest to goodness criminals...!
2006-09-07 16:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As for punk *** cops we sure can but there would be alot of things unbalanced so we need the good cops.
2006-09-07 16:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by kauaiboi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke many times before,but always with racial overtones.You did a real good job of cleaning that up.
2006-09-07 16:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's funny... but did it really happen? And no- we can't live that well without cops, no matter what people think...
2006-09-07 16:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sure, why didnt you file a complaint and a lawsuit for some cash.
2006-09-07 16:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Police I know are okay...
2006-09-07 16:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by luckistrike 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Get yourself a gun.
2006-09-07 16:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-07 16:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-07 16:17:06 · answer #11 · answered by Rob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋