me and some friends wanna try and see if they actually work!!! so i need your best pick up line and the one that actually works will get the ten points!!!!
2006-09-07 16:11:03 · 24 answers · asked by zim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pick up a chair from the opposite side of the room, walk all the way over by her and set it next to her. Say, "Is this seat taken?" Works every time.
2006-09-07 17:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well i have a lot...
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
2006-09-07 16:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok then you want the best pick up line ever..? here it goes. walk up to a chick and say "those pants (or any other piece of clothing) look very becoming on you...of course if i were on you i'd becoming too.
hellz yea, try it out
2006-09-07 16:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by the_masked_avenger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is not your traditional pick up line but to a girl with a sense of humour it will work.. It did on me - I lost it!
"Did you just fart?... Cause you just blew me away."
2006-09-07 16:14:40 · answer #4 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends if ur a guy, the best pick up lines r the real cheze ones,lol, i'd go out with u tryed one on me. Hypothetically
2006-09-07 16:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by razzle girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish i was a derivative so i could be tangent to all of your curves.
or...
You're a hot TI-89 calculator and I want to plug my natural log into you.
2006-09-09 09:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by spacecowboytim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had a dream about you
did it hurt? .........when you fell from heaven
tap her on the shoulder when she looks at you say oh i thought you were someone else make sure your face goes from smiling to frowning so she will wonder if your "someone else" was better looking then her
pretty much anything that makes women laugh works if they are single and not gold diggers
2006-09-07 16:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure if it's the best but it's funny. " Are you from Tennesse, because the only Ten I See!" it's funny to me. sorry if it's bad.
2006-09-07 16:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by Jaryn, Keeper of the Night 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, the best thing that would look good on you is me. Tonight. Haha. Jk ;)
2006-09-07 16:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by awall71688 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the fart one! Its soo funny. If some guy said that to me I would just crack up..haha pun intended!
2006-09-07 18:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by *SaL* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋