A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
>their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
>strewn all around the front yard.
>The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
>there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
>bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw
>rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly
>blaring on a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys
>and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
>breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide,
>dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and
>a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
>clothes, looking for his wife He was worried she might be ill, or that
>something serious had happened He was met with a small trickle of water as
>it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he
>found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
>toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror
>and walls.
>As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
>in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
>asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
>happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
>when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do
>today?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I
>didn't do it."
2006-09-05
18:06:34
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