Wanna hear another one? To all men, don't be offended! To all the women out there, your welcome.?

Question

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
>their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
>strewn all around the front yard.
>The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
>there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
>bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw
>rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly
>blaring on a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys
>and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
>breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide,
>dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and
>a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
>clothes, looking for his wife He was worried she might be ill, or that
>something serious had happened He was met with a small trickle of water as
>it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he
>found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
>toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror
>and walls.
>As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
>in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
>asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
>happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
>when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do
>today?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I
>didn't do it."

Answer 1

Really good and here's a thumbs up for the underappreciated homemaker. To the first answer, it was followed by a question mark and doesn't deserve to be reported, some people are just to touchy and I liked your joke. Thanks.

Answer 2

this is the gender taboo. maximum folk have self assurance that gender isn't fluid and the majority think of there are in user-friendly terms 2 accessible and unchangeable genders: male and woman. Having a gender presentation that doesn't fix their myopic "norm" makes them relatively uncomfortable. the thought the middle of who they're, on the chemical point may well be altered so dramatically, that this "badass troublesome guy" character relatively is basically pores and skin deep and that if some "tranny" can remodel herself right into a extra congruent gender, (i.e. woman), meaning that a particularly crimson dress is in user-friendly terms some little pills away. whilst some challenged persons first see for the time of the finding-glass, this is basically too plenty for them. undesirable macho souls.

Answer 3

Used to call this type of joke a Shaggy Dog story, long but cute. Hope she got him to clean up the mess the NEXT day.

Answer 4

I liked it. And as far as it being too long, it only took me 1 minute to read it. I have spent more time scrubbing a dirty pan while doing the dishes.

Answer 5

Ho hum. Yes, a man works from dusk to dawn, but a woman's work is never done. There, I've agreed with you. But I THINK WE GET THE POINT after the first few lines.

Answer 6

Boring!

Answer 7

Absolutely love it....just cut and pasted into an email and sent it to all my friends....thanks heaps

Answer 8

Its her own fault - if she has let the kids get that much out of control she deserves everything she gets!

Answer 9

Only the men didn't read it. It was great and true. They have no idea hat we do. That was good

Answer 10

Thank you, very funny.
It doesn't have to be a question here, this is jokes & riddles so it has to be a joke or riddle, right??