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Entertainment & Music - 1 September 2006

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He is an actor from either the 40's or 50's?

2006-09-01 07:07:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

all i remember is homer can't stop talking because he thinks if he does he'll die, what episode is this and what season is it in?

2006-09-01 07:07:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-01 07:07:20 · 14 answers · asked by forgetmenot79323 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 07:07:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He was reCreated by Saddam for the last erections, look ↓
http://static.flickr.com/79/231141515_b58a778eec_o.jpg

2006-09-01 07:06:55 · 10 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am having my hair cut tommorow morning (as everyone is saying that I look like wolverine)

then I am looking after my son in the afternoon

on sunday I am catching up with family and packing stuff getting ready to move.

2006-09-01 07:06:17 · 2 answers · asked by jonny_nowhere 2 in Other - Entertainment

First their sour (cuts of her hair with scissors)...

Then their sweet (gives her a hug)

2006-09-01 07:05:20 · 12 answers · asked by blackbeauty 2 in Television

Does anyone know of any sweet/love r n b songs that follow in the line of eg. k-ci and jojo (all my life), all4one (i swear) etc...
Songs that have a nice beat and are good to chill to (and make love to!)...and really soppy r n b ones too... Thanx!!

2006-09-01 07:05:11 · 5 answers · asked by babyface 2 in Music

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an animal what would it be and why?

i would be either a fox raccon or a panda bear. thay all have there own unequaness. foxs are sly and smart and raccons are sly and cute and smart pandsa are cute and smart

2006-09-01 07:04:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 07:03:24 · 33 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

How bad is it ? I can be real patient normally. But when I'm in a vehicle I have no patience.

2006-09-01 07:02:39 · 24 answers · asked by The Hit Man 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 07:02:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 07:02:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

who else thinks narnia isnt as overrated as the harry potter movies.do u think it should be this way????

2006-09-01 07:01:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

About big family's

2006-09-01 07:01:16 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.

“No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him, “Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.

But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.

Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I’LL DO THE ******* DISHES”

Comments

Joke: The Fortune TellerAugust 27, 2006 at 1:08 pm · Filed under Jokes

During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

“Will I be acquitted?”

2006-09-01 07:01:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

*laughing and saying excellent like Mr.Burns*

2006-09-01 07:00:46 · 13 answers · asked by Muse1984 aka MayaRose 4 in Polls & Surveys

A priest and a pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads,
The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says, 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"
*********
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?

2006-09-01 07:00:35 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I really don't know.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

2006-09-01 06:59:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We're talking about single people who don't expect people to stop by anytime soon. I've been in the bathrooms of a few girls when they weren't expecting company and they were definitely more dirty than the worst guys bathroom i've seen. It was also an eye opener about that person. Their bathroom didn't match the persona they had been projecting.

2006-09-01 06:59:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, like Brittany Spears sexy???

2006-09-01 06:59:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 06:59:29 · 9 answers · asked by Sky 2 in Jokes & Riddles

okay i went to this astrologer who explained the whole 9 yards to me, and told me i might have trouble getting along with this certain sign,and i found it to be true, but my friends tell me otherwise.In stead they tell me that i act just exactly like the sign i'm having trouble with!!!!!


what should i do?

2006-09-01 06:58:46 · 19 answers · asked by umm...yea 3 in Horoscopes

i seen like a hour of the movie then the disc was scratch so can anyone feel me in on the rest of the movie??

2006-09-01 06:58:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-01 06:58:20 · 4 answers · asked by lonesom077 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you prefer girls who make the first move or do you like more coy girls and take the lead yourself??

2006-09-01 06:57:56 · 17 answers · asked by kewlchic189 4 in Polls & Surveys

The story includes a guy who finds out his girlfriend (they've gone "all the way") is engaged to a mob boss. My questions to all you Guys: would you forgive her? would you continue the relationship secretly?

2006-09-01 06:57:53 · 3 answers · asked by ladyjeansntee 4 in Polls & Surveys

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